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From Chubby Syracuse Sportscaster, to…

If you’re looking for any last-minute costumes, how about a chubby, adolescent-looking Syracuse sportscaster who went on to do some other low-level stuff.

To: Orange Nation
From: Orange Fizz

Just like to say thanks for a historic week here at orangefizz.netOur interview with highly-touted recruit Trevor Cooney more than doubled our previous one-day record for hits in the 15-month history of The Fizz. We also set our two-day and three-day highs as well.

Hopefully, you enjoyed the site, listened to the FizzCast, subscribed to it on iTunes, joined our Facebook page, followed us on Twitter and then purposefully downloaded a trojan virus to destroy your computer and avoid any more Orange Fizz daily updates.

If you’re looking for any last-minute costume ideas, why not try a rather chubby, adolescent-looking Syracuse sportscaster from the late-80s who went on to do some other low-level stuff.

Oh and please call from your landlines to vote for if you’d rather see the Jets or the Bills game this weekend. Standard rates do apply. Mike will be answering each phone call personally and tallying the votes himself.

Let’s all hope Marrone’s Marauders figure out a way to unmask the Bearcats this Halloween and reveal them as just another mediocre Big East football program with a few jumbo-sized Three Musketeers.

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