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Wow. Dolphins. Wow. All I can say is you call yourselves an NFL team
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You call that an opener. Nobody gave up the ship quicker in 2025 than the Miami Dolphins
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We didn't even make it to week two. Forget it. We didn't even make it to halftime of week one. Daniel freaking Jones just toasted you. And the Dolphins, who are supposed to now be in some type of era of continuity coaching quarterback, look worse than ever before
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It took one half of football for Tyreek Hill to be on the sidelines throwing a fit
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It took one half of football for the Dolphins to make Daniel Jones look like the second coming of Peyton freaking Manning
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It took one half a football for Mike McDaniel and all this charm of tremendous quotes affability stylish wear to look completely out of touch and his team to have absolutely no respect for him That the opener That the opener
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And for the Colts, yeah, it was an emotional day. Yes, they paid their respects to their owner, Jim Irsay
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But historically speaking, what we witnessed today defies all logic because home or away, the Indianapolis Colts death taxes and the Colts losing the opener
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The Colts hadn't won an NFL opening game since 2014. The Indianapolis Colts hadn't won an NFL opener since the ice bucket challenge was a thing
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And here they were absolutely tearing apart the Dolphins. Oh, how sad for Miami
2:35
Oh, my goodness. How pathetic. I will raise my hand here. I will raise my flipper
2:42
I have been a Mike McDaniel defender. I've been a McDaniel truther
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I have felt like this is a guy that's very bright. He's very smart
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He comes from a great coaching tree. He has the Shanahan roots and the 49ers branches
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He got plenty of I think credibility and seemingly no ego makes fun of himself consistently self young connector offensive mind
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Tua put up his best season ever under Mike McDaniel. I have always felt as though McDaniel's day will come
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and it'll all come together. I can't say that anymore. After today, I cannot say that
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That's the opener. And it's one thing to look clunky on some opening drives
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It's one thing for one part of the team not to look all that good
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and the other part of the team maybe to look average. There's no teams that are fully playing their starters in the preseason
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But that, that was such a mess. And for the Colts to look that good, they're the Colts
3:53
That's Daniel Jones out there. I mean, my goodness, in terms of embarrassment level, what could top that
4:02
What could top that? The Dolphins have quit on the season and we are four quarters of football in
4:11
That was a white flag. How many minutes until Tyreek Hill demands a trade
4:20
Did it already happen? Has it not been reported yet? Oh, my God
4:25
Oh, my goodness. From a Colts perspective here, I have been critical of their decision to go with Jones over Anthony Richardson because in my mind, it was what's the upside
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That journeyman Daniel Jones makes you a 9 team versus Anthony Richardson who might make you a 7 or 8
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but at least you've invested this much time in a number four pick overall
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so you might as well see it out to see if he's got something
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to see if it's worth building still with him. But they pulled the plug, and look, at the moment
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it looks like they made the right decision because on a day where Russell Wilson was supposed to be an improvement under center for the Giants
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Daniel Jones looked amazing and the Giants offense still looked putrid. Was it not a Daniel Jones problem
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I mean, that was out of body to watch Jones do that. This stat, I'm still not sure if I believe it, but Scott Hanson said it on the red zone
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so I suppose it is true. they dated back to 1991 to see if any quarterback had ever led seven scoring drives in a football
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game never punting never turning the football over and never kneeling and they said they couldn't
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find one besides today daniel jones i i find it very hard to believe that nobody has done what
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jones did today lead seven scoring drives and have no turnovers no kneel downs no punts but
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they said it so maybe that's true again what are the odds Jones looks that good
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with the Colts offense I mean if Chris Ballard fell into this one
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what a lottery ticket my goodness what a lottery ticket
