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SNL last night took a shot at Bill
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bellich che's girlfriend okay Michael
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Chay on the weekend update desk I had a
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crack let me just see if I can pull this
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up so that I quote it correctly okay
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because if I don't it's not going to be
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nearly as funny and you guys are going
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to be like ah didn't land okay let's see
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here here's what Michael Shay said last
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week a US appeals court blocked
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a student debt relief plan which means
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the only way for young people to pay off
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their student loans is by dating Bill
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so his girlfriend is 23 years old and
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I obviously you know you have SNL Pok
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and fun at you you've become part of the
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Zeitgeist I think as time wears on this
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prediction belich che's girlfriend will
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be more and more of a punchline to the
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to the world as a whole to the certainly
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the Sports World you can already tell
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it's happening within the Patriots walls
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and yeah it's a little quirky that he's
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a 70 some OD year old man dating a 20
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some OD year old girl there's a 50-year
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difference but I saw Behavior at the
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Super Bowl Super Bowl week that I was
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like oh okay this is what we're doing
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here she tried to make
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news and that was like got it okay so
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now she's using Bill to leverage getting
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a podcast basically this is pollypocket
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podcast princess this is what we're
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doing because not only is she wearing
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the most revealing dress ever to the NFL
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honors which by the way is an event that
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I went to if I'm invited to it you do
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not have to dress up like it's the
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Oscars you're not invited tonight okay
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so you can chill out with
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the backless strapless stomachless show
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off everything at the NFL honors with
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like slovenly NFL media like me there
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but secondly then she wears the Atlanta
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Falcon Super Bowl championship t-shirt
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that week knowing she was going to
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create Buzz notoriety you watch okay by
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the way UNCC accepted the Hard Knocks
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deal so now there's going to be hard
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knocks about UNCC football not sure if
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she encouraged Bill to take that deal
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but she's going to be in that dock you
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can make sure you can bet your life
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she's going to sandwich her way into
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that she is going to become such a
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punchline because she's doing this
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clearly for the next project okay that
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much I mean do you need to wear a falcon
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Super Bowl champion T-shirt If you're
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the girlfriend of a head coach that's
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not even in the NFL Super Bowl week
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let's get real you watch you can count
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these eggs before they hatch this is
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what she's leveraging this is what she's
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going for and frankly it's sad because
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Vince Lombardi Bill Walsh Chuck null Tom
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Landry didn't have to date 20 year olds
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who were looking for a TV show or
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looking for fame and notoriety they were
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good bill sorry man you're losing cred
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by the moment by the second
