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Is that Brice Hawkes Wearing a Vagina Shirt?

The Syracuse linebacker is feeling the back-to-school spirit.

Yep, that’s freshman linebacker Brice Hawkes sporting an “I Enjoy Vagina” t-shirt while repping on campus.

Couple of questions pop to mind. First, looks like that’s gotta be at Hendricks Chapel. Good choice. The HC stairs are the site of legendary student protests, advocacy groups and most importantly, hot co-eds cramming for their Bio 131 class. They’re probably studying anatomy, so the shirt is a solid convo starter. Smart kid.

Second, where would one procure said “I Enjoy Vagina” shirt? My guess is Hot Topic or Spencer’s Gifts. I have yet to see this show up next to the Ghostbusters t-shirts at Target. Although, it’s hard imagining a college linebacker shopping amongst gaggles of tween indy rock girls looking for Adam Lambert posters.

Third, the graphic suggests it’s a parody of “Enjoy Coca-Cola” But does “vagina” and “Coca-Cola” rhyme outside of a flat “a” at the end? It’s a different number of syllables. It’s a stretch of a spoof, but maybe when you’re willing to wear the word vagina in 125-pt font on your chest, you’re not looking for cleverness.

Fourth, in light of then-Florida LB Brandon Spikes showing up on nude chat roulette while his chick “prepped the landing gear,” do we need to question the decision-making of student athletes in the public glare? There’s nothing illegal about getting an HJ on a video chat, just like there’s nothing wrong with picking your nose on Skype or wearing an “I Enjoy Vagina” tee to Brockaway Dining Hall. I mean, we all do Brice. But news alert: You rock that, take a pic and put it on Facebook and some sophomoric Syracuse blog is gonna run it. Like mine.

Just avoid wearing it to the next linebackers meeting with Marrone.

Posted: D.A.


22 Comments on this Post

  1. Actually that is the stairs to Carnegie hall

  2. As a Math major (er, alum with a math degree?) I am personally offended by your misidentification of Carnegie Hall as Hendricks.

  3. its Hendricks chapel. Carnagie doesnt have ivy on its steps while Hendricks does.

  4. Saltine44

    That’s Carnagie Library. The Saltine Warrior sits in front of the library not Hendricks Chapel.

  5. Thanks everyone. Shows you how much time I spent at Carnegie Library. My bad.
    -DA

  6. Brice Hawkes

    First and foremost, since no one is willing to do their homework on the behalf of my character, my upbringing, and the challenges I’ve faced while coming of age no longer will I remain idle while you all continue to belittle and slander my first and last name. I took a risk by going to syracuse seeing that I couldve of been at texas a&m, fsu, psu, usc, or michigan I saw the opportunity to be a big fish in a small pond and took it. Granted my lack of maturity was evident but maturity comes with growth and growing is a process as you all know. I hold myself completely responsible for all of my actions and admit that I deeply regret them. But I want to make it clear on why I was dismissed from the team. I was suspended from our bowl game because of a positive urine sample ( passed the next three drug tests) was then put into counseling to help find the root of the problem. Established a mentor-type relationship with my counselor and continued to see him after I wasn’t required to. I Was suspended from the first three days of spring for “falling asleep and texting in class” (a semester after getting myself off of academic probation) and the final straw was a VERBAL altercation I had with an individual after being confronted by HIM. Nonetheless I am still thankful for the opportunity that they gave me, I’ve made some life long friends at syracuse and wish all of my true friends and former teammates the best in their endeavors. I would like to apologize for the shame I have brought upon my family and my peers who I have let down in the process. Rest assure though, my name will be redeemed and remembered for the good that I have done and the perserverance I have. And to all of my up and coming freshman never forget, college football is a business. No matter how much they say ” we are a family” it is strictly business and you have to treat it as such. Sincerely – Brice Scott Hawkes

  7. Brice Hawkes

    Furthermore this was in response to Sean Keely’s article on why I am “formerly orange”. Pompous to say the least do your homework and actually report relevant news please and thank you

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